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Sat, 04 May 2013 17:24:04 +0200

Lordess Alicia's Very Serious Business: Alicia's Mass Effect 3 Multiplayer Character Names List

Sun, 07 Apr 2013 13:31:08 +0200

Lordess Alicia's Very Serious Business: Alicia's Mass Effect 3 Multiplayer Character Names List:

I take a lot of pride in coming up with inappropriate names for my multiplayer characters, and I have a whole list of them. Here’s the full list:

Balzak the Krogan Soldier.

Aenis the Turian Soldier.

Fulkwad the Krogan Sentinel.

Fallis the Turian Sentinel.

Beau Nerr the Male Human…

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Sat, 30 Mar 2013 18:29:47 +0100

"Let’s not be naive: this isn’t a simple political fight, it’s an attempt to destroy God’s plan."

Thu, 14 Mar 2013 20:02:13 +0100

“Let’s not be naive: this isn’t a simple political fight, it’s an attempt to destroy God’s plan.”

- Pope Francis on gay marriage.

- I don’t know why I’m surprised but it looks like there’s another nutter in a stupid hat replacing the last nutter in a stupid hat. Religion is bad.
(via lezcapades)

"You can’t ban a word, even a horrible one like “mong”. That’s just like saying “Let’s burn one book...."

Sat, 02 Mar 2013 12:41:21 +0100

“You can’t ban a word, even a horrible one like “mong”. That’s just like saying “Let’s burn one book. Let’s just burn Mein Kampf; it’s a horrible book and nobody likes it”. At the point that you burn Mein Kampf, you’re a fucking fascist society! You’re not even a proper fascist society because you’ve burned the fucking guide book!”

- Frankie Boyle (via coooode)

Unless you are poor, brown, female, Jewish, or gay. I’m not...

Sat, 23 Feb 2013 16:07:44 +0100

Unless you are poor, brown, female, Jewish, or gay.

I’m not gonna tag this Disney cuz that’s rude, but I’m not into the Walt Disney worship I see here on Tumblr, or in real life. The man was a racist and sexist bigot who designed Disney Land as a tribute to a pastoral version of America that never existed. He placed it in Anaheim, where minorities who were too poor and marginalized in Southern California to, by and large, afford cars could not get to it, and instructed admissions employees to discourage them from coming. He refused to hire black or brown people except one woman who was forced to perform in near-minstrel capacity as Aunt Jemima in the Aunt Jemima Pancake House on Orleans Street. He also was a public supporter of some of the most vile anti-Semites in America.

You can talk about modern Disney and all the progress its made from these frankly nauseating beginnings, but holding Walt Disney up as some champion of individuality, self-expression, and self-esteem is a damn lie. He only wanted you to be yourself if you were white and middle class.

Hey, Ladies. I make furniture, too. Also:...

Fri, 15 Feb 2013 14:21:27 +0100

Hey, Ladies. I make furniture, too. Also: *facepalm*

giantcypress:

From Portlandia:

It’s a vest rack.

Still better than many projects that I’ve made.

(Thanks to Dyami Plotke and Jonathan Szczepanski for the link.)

what. that can’t be safe.

Fri, 15 Feb 2013 14:17:27 +0100

what.

that can’t be safe.

i know the feeling…

Fri, 15 Feb 2013 14:16:47 +0100

i know the feeling…

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Sun, 20 Jan 2013 16:31:52 +0100

ohshititsgreg: phleps: i think i broke my butt Okay have you tried unplugging the anus...

Sun, 20 Jan 2013 15:21:40 +0100

ohshititsgreg:

phleps:

i think i broke my butt

Okay have you tried unplugging the anus and re-plugging it back in? A lot of the times all the anus needs is a hard reset

SHAGGIN, FUCK OFF: periodpoops: “I had major depressive disorder, I tried 5 different...

Sun, 20 Jan 2013 15:13:03 +0100

SHAGGIN, FUCK OFF: periodpoops: “I had major depressive disorder, I tried 5 different...:

periodpoops:

“I had major depressive disorder, I tried 5 different antidepressants and you know the only thing that helped? Reading the Dalai Lama, doing yoga, and becoming a vegetarian.”

anybody with this bullshit anti-medication attitude can fuck right off.

good for you if that’s all it…

clittered: get-forgot: somehow my cats are currently sleeping...

Sun, 20 Jan 2013 15:10:17 +0100

clittered:

get-forgot:

somehow my cats are currently sleeping like this???

oh my god

jaggedfragments: Nothing could make me more curious about your...

Sun, 20 Jan 2013 15:08:55 +0100

jaggedfragments:

Nothing could make me more curious about your taxidermy than this.

HAH. tapesforyourtits: Story eh ma life

Sun, 20 Jan 2013 15:04:00 +0100

HAH.

tapesforyourtits:

Story eh ma life

kill-the-machine: landofdoom: look at this precious...

Sun, 20 Jan 2013 14:59:41 +0100

kill-the-machine:

landofdoom:

look at this precious thing

fucking look at it

and then you look to the apparent dead body in the back

When good bunnies go bad.

THAT ONE IS EATING HIM

“hooray! we slew the giant!”

It’s celebrating the slaying of the giant

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Tue, 15 Jan 2013 18:57:12 +0100

So, the Lord doesn’t fancy “Cyber-Terrorists”....

Tue, 15 Jan 2013 18:55:58 +0100

So, the Lord doesn’t fancy “Cyber-Terrorists”. Y’know, those on Reddit.

Wait, what?

jaymug: Batman by Peter Lindbergh.

Sun, 06 Jan 2013 13:34:53 +0100

jaymug:

Batman by Peter Lindbergh.

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Thu, 03 Jan 2013 19:18:13 +0100